Quoting the internets:

Oprah Winfrey, age 54, was found dead in her home residing in Chicago, Illinois at 8:21 AM on September 20, 2008. Local Police and the FBI are trying to keep it on the down low for now until further notice. From what has been reported thus far, she appears to have a bloody area around her eye, a bullet wound in her stomach and some cuts and bruises up and down her body. They suspect she was beaten while she was trying to sleep, and shot in the side with a silenced handgun. According to the FBI, she was killed anywhere around 1:00-2:00 A.M. this morning.

The assassin was indeed very stealthy and un-noticeable, as the FBI has no idea who or what could of done this. They consider that she even might of painfully commited suicide due to the lack of evidence.

“I didn’t hear a thing, I was up until 4 last night just watching T.V. and reading some books, nothing suspicious was heard or seen, I even went outside for some ‘cigs’ a couple of times and saw nothing” -Markus Julane, Oprah’s down the street neighbor.

This blog will be updated with further info on Oprah Winfrey’s death as soon as the FBI gets things straightened out.

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